Hot dog in a pizza-flavored cheese sponge.
This explains why there is so much bad pizza in the universe.
Spotted this in the bathroom at Brooklyn Central in Park Slope.
I love this.
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I get queasy
Looking at this pizza
Covered in eggs over easy.
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If you feel bad about throwing away that awful pizza you regret buying, you can make a fancy hat for your dog.
I appreciate the attempt to make a Hanukkah pizza, but the fennel menorah is a few candles short.
Twinkies are one of those things that could make a terrible refrigerated take and bake grocery store pizza better.
But probably worse.
I think the gooeyness of the melted cream filling over cheese would make me gag.
I am thankful that the internet is full of abominations that are supposed to be pizza that I can bitch about.
I mean really, this is not a pizza. This is a Thanksgiving dinner parfait.
Every now and then I feel the need to keep it real by showing some of my own ugly home made pizza.
Ah, nothing like a good ol’ slice of barf.
I love pizza. I love grilled cheese.
However, I do not approve of marrying the two together unless maybe there is some tomato sauce on the side, but if I am going to go through all the trouble of dipping a bastardization of pizza into tomato sauce, it better be a fucking amazing calzone and not some overly pepperoni-ed toasted cheese sandwich.