Ugly and stupid cresent roll pizza octopus thing that is supposed to be a Christmas wreath. Probably.
Oh coconut flour mini pizza, I don’t hate on the fact that you have a gluten free crust, but I do hate the fact that you look like a sad soft shell taco left in the sun to die.
Inside out pizza is regurgitating toppings because it knows they should be outside and not inside.
Just make a calzone that has no sauce inside or fold your slice in half, plz. Thx.
Hot dog in a pizza-flavored cheese sponge.
This explains why there is so much bad pizza in the universe.
Spotted this in the bathroom at Brooklyn Central in Park Slope.
I love this.
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I get queasy
Looking at this pizza
Covered in eggs over easy.
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If you feel bad about throwing away that awful pizza you regret buying, you can make a fancy hat for your dog.
I appreciate the attempt to make a Hanukkah pizza, but the fennel menorah is a few candles short.
Twinkies are one of those things that could make a terrible refrigerated take and bake grocery store pizza better.
But probably worse.
I think the gooeyness of the melted cream filling over cheese would make me gag.
I am thankful that the internet is full of abominations that are supposed to be pizza that I can bitch about.
I mean really, this is not a pizza. This is a Thanksgiving dinner parfait.