pizza disappointment

Dec 24

Ugly and stupid cresent roll pizza octopus thing that is supposed to be a Christmas wreath. Probably.

Dec 20
Oh coconut flour mini pizza, I don’t hate on the fact that you have a gluten free crust, but I do hate the fact that you look like a sad soft shell taco left in the sun to die.

Oh coconut flour mini pizza, I don’t hate on the fact that you have a gluten free crust, but I do hate the fact that you look like a sad soft shell taco left in the sun to die.

Dec 20
OH
MY
GOD
Inside out pizza is regurgitating toppings because it knows they should be outside and not inside.
UGHHH.
Just make a calzone that has no sauce inside or fold your slice in half, plz. Thx.

OH

MY

GOD

Inside out pizza is regurgitating toppings because it knows they should be outside and not inside.

UGHHH.

Just make a calzone that has no sauce inside or fold your slice in half, plz. Thx.

Dec 08
Hot dog in a pizza-flavored cheese sponge.
Repulsive.

Hot dog in a pizza-flavored cheese sponge.

Repulsive.

Dec 05
This explains why there is so much bad pizza in the universe.
npr:
ilovecharts:
Spotted this in the bathroom at Brooklyn Central in Park Slope.
-oldmanasante 
I love this.

This explains why there is so much bad pizza in the universe.

npr:

ilovecharts:

Spotted this in the bathroom at Brooklyn Central in Park Slope.

-oldmanasante 

I love this.

Dec 04
I get queasy
Looking at this pizza
Covered in eggs over easy.

I get queasy
Looking at this pizza
Covered in eggs over easy.

Dec 03
If you feel bad about throwing away that awful pizza you regret buying, you can make a fancy hat for your dog.

If you feel bad about throwing away that awful pizza you regret buying, you can make a fancy hat for your dog.

Dec 02
I appreciate the attempt to make a Hanukkah pizza, but the fennel menorah is a few candles short. 

I appreciate the attempt to make a Hanukkah pizza, but the fennel menorah is a few candles short. 

Nov 29

Twinkies are one of those things that could make a terrible refrigerated take and bake grocery store pizza better.

But probably worse.

I think the gooeyness of the melted cream filling over cheese would make me gag.

Nov 28

Happy Thanksgiving!

I am thankful that the internet is full of abominations that are supposed to be pizza that I can bitch about.

I mean really, this is not a pizza. This is a Thanksgiving dinner parfait.