gourmet pizza gone bad.
pay attention to what’s happening in the south-west area of this photo: key lime pizza and something that looks like kiwi and chocolate chips.
(from here.)
if you are too lazy to make your own ugly pizza, but want to pretend you are a more ambitious chef:
- buy a frozen pizza
- bake it
- cover it with ingredients that cost far more than the pizza
- bake it again
- pretend your pizza doesn’t taste like $5 frozen pizza with $10-15 worth of groceries on it and that you could have had something delivered for the same price
(from here.)
four-year-old children are not very good at decision-making when it comes to pizza toppings.
(from here.)
a collection of pizzas made by people on the internet who were willing to admit their attempts at making pizza turned out ugly.
another example of an overly fancy pizza. except this one has a sweet fruit pie in the center of a savory pizza pie.
absolutely ludicrous.
(from here.)
i wish i had something witty to say about mussels on a pizza made in a dutch oven.
i can say i do not like the way this looks or the idea of cooking pizza in a cast iron bucket.
(from here.)
i would not be this happy to receive a weirdly shaped pizza for valentine’s day.
i mean he didn’t even make it for her. if he really loved her he would have made an ugly and misshapen pizza for her.
(from here.)
